Extreme Liberal McGrath Limps Into The General After A Bruising Primary

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky — McConnell Senate Committee press secretary Kate Cooksey today released the following statement after extreme liberal Amy McGrath was declared the winner of the U.S. Senate Democratic primary:

“Extreme Amy McGrath is lucky to have gotten out of the primary with a victory, but her reputation sustained significant damage all across Kentucky. McGrath is just another tool of the Washington Democratic establishment who has no idea what matters most to Kentuckians. It’s clear this self-proclaimed most liberal person in Kentucky who supports government-run health care and abortion even in the ninth month does not represent Kentucky values.

“Amy, it’s great to have you.”